Friday, 27 March 2015

Fruits of our labour

Job advert from media industry: 

Salary £18-20K a year (Mmm, part-time?)
Excellent benefits package (OK, tell me more)
Free parking (At least better than a meter in the Borough of Westminster)
Lunch on us once a month (Fancy Italian restaurant or butty and cold drink from M&S?)
Fresh fruit every day (Two seedless grapes a day...well, that's a clincher).